cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

(Source: hippiesispunkz, via thewhitefencepost)

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS VOICE ACTOR IS JON SNOW

(via un-petit-mort)

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

How I respond to everyone ever

(Source: chandlermbings, via un-petit-mort)

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via un-petit-mort)

yung-barce:

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! BILL!

(via un-petit-mort)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via anniegtyourgun)

There’s a level of intoxication where u look at a mirror and say out loud: god you’re hot

(Source: honehhboii, via un-petit-mort)

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

most men hate men

(via amostunsuitablepet)

buzzfeed:

Y’all spend a lot of time thinking about Harry Potter, don’t you?

(via monkeytoesman)