i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
see your’e kinda joking, but i walked in a walmart and there was an american flag clad gentleman with a 12 gauge. like wHAT IS YOUR PLAN DUDE?
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
i spat my drink
To the guy who called my yoga “spiritual nonesense”
Namaste motherfucker, my abs are hella dope
Every Tumblr user ever
- Me when I joined Tumblr: How do I start using this thing
- Me now: How do I stop using this thing
at a horror movie
- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers