This summer my goal is to befriend a wild bear

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

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glassgears:

tygergrad99:

mandatoryrollercoaster:

Never Forget

A-fucking-men

SOOOOOO fuckin’ true

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crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

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nostalgiaultra:

I dont even watch the news cause its

  • DEATH!
  • MURDER!
  • PISS!
  • IN!
  • YOUR!
  • EYES!
  • A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
  • THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER

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Fuck the king

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flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

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paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

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