statechampionship:

bogleech:

HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF

Okay satan we get it you are an evil genius

(Source: rickkgenest, via thewhitefencepost)

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via thewhitefencepost)

callmeshiny:

batman-nolanverse:

Ladies & Gents, i present to you The BATMAN: The World’s Greatest Detective. 

He’s always been a man of mysterious ways.

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(Source: terrencemalicks, via thewhitefencepost)

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

(via thewhitefencepost)

Realizing that tomorrow is Monday

whatshouldwecallme:

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(via un-petit-mort)

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

(via hugyouintheface)

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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(via monkeytoesman)

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

(via brokennotdamaged)

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

(Source: raduyev, via monkeytoesman)

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

(via somesayimadreammer)

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

(Source: zombieoscarwetnwilde, via somesayimadreammer)